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2004.11.22
Paul McCartney Superbowl Half-Time
OK, so I heard today that Sir Paul McCartney‘s going to be this year’s halftime entertainment at the Superbowl. I always liked John better, but he hasn’t performed live since 1980.
But you know what I’d do if I was Paul McCartney? Yes, of course I’d smoke a lot of weed, but you know what I’d do if I was Paul McCartney at the Superbowl? I’d whip my cock out. I’d sing “Hi, Hi, Hi” and right at the part that goes “like a rabbit, gonna grab it, gonna do it ’til the night is done” I’d whip my cock right out, wag it around and keep right on singing. I mean, so many uptight Americans were traumatized by the sight of Janet Jackson’s crusty shriveled-up nipple last year, imagine their shock at the sight of McCartney’s veiny fuckhammer.
I would really love to see this happen. Not because of some long-standing desire to see McCartney’s tool, but because if so many Americans are so offended by nudity they should have it rubbed in their faces. Well, not literally. Unless they’re into that.
And it would be particularly sweet because McCartney was an obvious “safe” choice for entertainment. He should be offended. Rock & roll should never be deemed safe by the powers that be. Rock and roll is about rebellion, and what could be more rebellious than showing your cock on American TV? He can surely afford the fines, and what, he’d be banned from football? I’m sure he gives two fucks about American football.
So come on Paul, show some of that old rock & roll spirit and whip out your cock during the Superbowl.
| Posted in Music, Stupid Celebrities | 15:28:27 |
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| Anonymous | 2004/12/05 21:44:00 |
Rock Out with your Cock Out! |
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| God's Lonely Man | 2004/12/18 09:14:00 |
This is Larry. I’m gonna tie these last two rants together into one thing. I hate that Paul McCartney Christmas song. I mean really hate it. I mean Traitor Goldstein hate. Rrrgh! L |
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| FatDave | 2004/12/18 15:19:00 |
Thankfully I haven’t heard the Paul McCartney Christmas song. I also don’t tend to frequent places that would expose me to such a monstrosity. Hopefully I’ll make it through the season blissfully ignorant of this evil you speak of. |
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| Anonymous | 2005/06/26 21:43:00 |
his half time show one of the best performances in years, man where do you get off the christmas song has fuck all to do with a classic performance by the best artist ever, its people like you who keep giving the false impression about paul who yes has had a few stinkers but they would account for 2% of his entire output. he was fucking fanstastic but people think hes old and brush him off when he dies you will all be saying, he was a legend, etc, how about showing some respect while he is alive and well touring, recording when he doesnt have to |
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| FatDave | 2005/06/27 00:24:00 |
Wow man, never expected this ancient post to get any more comments. when he dies you will all be saying, he was a legend, etc No, wait, what? People will say Paul McCartney was a legend? Yeah, next I suppose they’ll be saying the sun’s energy is beneficial to life on earth. Secondly, learn to fucking punctuate. You’ll come off like a lot less of a dumbfuck. Lastly, please show me where I dissed McCartney. Judging by your practically incoherent ramblings, you are either very young or retarded. I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt, which means I’ve probably been listening to Paul McCartney and the Beatles since before you were an itch in your daddy’s pants. I have the utmost respect for Mr. McCartney, as a Beatle, as a Wing, and as a solo artist (I’d have to say my current favorite is Magneto and Titanium Man, but that’s just me). The worst I did was stated that I liked John better (which is true) and I took the word of another poster that the Christmas song (which I still have never heard) was bad, and I did that in the comments, not the original post. But hey, if your opinions are so fucking important to you, your allegiance to Paul McCartney so fucking strong, and your sense of humor so fucking nonexistant, then you’ll love these jokes! Q. What do you call a dog with wings? Q. Why was Paul McCartney knighted? Now kindly go fuck yourself you insignificant speck of Australian fly shit. |
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| FatDave | 2006/10/30 22:40:09 |
Why the fuck are comment spammers so attracted to this post? I fucking wrote this over two years ago. “Nude Celebrities” gets way more search engine hits (wonder why…). So hey, comment spammers: GO FUCK YOURSELVES! I moderate my comments, and I report you as spam. Get the fuck off my server you fucking bottom-feeding cunts. |
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