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Archive for March, 2005

More Evidence that the Universe is Against Me

Steak and BJ Day falls on my wife’s birthday. How am I supposed to get my steak and BJ on her birthday?

(Under normal circumstances, I’d credit Sir Duke for turning me on to the new holiday, but it really just ended up being depressing. Therefore he gets no credit whatsoever.)