My Ever-Hard Buddy

This is the best spam that’s ever graced my inbox:

To: FatDave
From: “Jody Adair” <rtyrrell@gmx.net>
Subject: Show your feelings with your ever-hard buddy
Date: Wed, 1 Feb 2006 13:21:45 -0800

No matter your age and actual performance, you can always do better. And the great news is that now you don?t have to wait ? the soft tab gets into bloodstream, including your buddy, in just 15-20 minutes. Down the little thing and start pleasing her in the foreplay, because minutes later you will win her very personal First Prize. Now you can be up for the entire night, reaching heavens of pleasure for both of you. You can now become the king of the bed (or wherever you use it) ? Fast, safe and easy!