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Archive for November 14th, 2006

A Scene From My Life

INT. LIVING ROOM  NIGHT

DAVE is lying on a COUCH under a BLANKET watching FUTURAMA
on a TELEVISION. Other than the light from the TV and a
light in the adjoining dining room, the room is dark.

Silhouetted, KARRI enters from the dining room wearing a red
plaid flannel jacket. She carries a pack of CIGARETTES.

                    DAVE
          You're gonna smoke? You didn't even
          invite me?

                    KARRI
          You're naked.

                    DAVE
          That doesn't mean I won't come smoke
          with you.

DAVE presses pause on a REMOTE and the PICTURE freezes on a
scene in a locker room. The picture shows LEELA wearing
nothing but a white towel.

                    DAVE
               (continuing)
          Actually, first I’m going to masturbate
          to Leela in a towel.

                    KARRI
               (disgusted)
          You’re going to masturbate to Futurama?

DAVE starts to get up, wrapping the blanket around himself.

                    DAVE
          Nah. Not to Leela anyway. They draw Amy
          really sexy sometimes though.

The two make their way through a DOOR into…

INT. GARAGE  NIGHT

The garage is mostly filled by a CAR and a MINIVAN, both
green. Various bikes, tools, and toys line the walls. There
is an old COUCH made of light beige leather against one
wall. KARRI and DAVE (still wrapped in the blanket) sit down
on the couch.

                    KARRI
               (lighting cigarette)
          If you ever jack off over a drawing….

                    DAVE
               (lighting cigarette)
          Even if it’s lesbian hentai? They draw
          some really hot naked girls with great
          big eyes and purple hair.

                    KARRI
          Purple hair?

                    DAVE
          Sometimes blue.