You wanna see something really funny?

I would’ve liked to have seen her blog, dammit.

It never ceases to amaze me how so many people just don’t get satire. Wait a minute; was she being satirical when she posted her blog (again, I didn’t get the chance to read it)? Maybe you didn’t get her satire! ;)

In one of my classes recently one of my peers noticed my “Onion” (America’s Finest News Source) and one of the headlines read something like: “Voice of God Revealed to be Cheney on Intercom”. She read the first paragraph or two and in all seriousness said: “Oh my god, Bush thought that Cheney was God!”

No, she was serious. She was looking for info on that peanut butter salmonella scare a couple weeks back and found my page. One of her friends even posted a comment (on her blog, not mine) saying I should have my ass “reemed”.

It’s a shame she locked up her site, because my post really relied on hers. For example “what is the word coming to?” is a direct quote. “Warning: you may become annoyed” is how she described the link to my page.

Once she started locking her shit up, I took screenshots in case I needed them. You know, just in case I still wanted to show the world how awful her site design was. I’m probably not gonna bother posting them. Picking on dumb girls from Florida is only fun for a little while.

I wanted to see something really funny. I did not. I consider your headline misleading. Please address this problem immediately.

I have to agree with Kat. If you have a title that promises something funny, you damn well better have something funny.

Some people might have copied the info and then linked it, but I guess that’s just me. I for one am beginning to think that maybe you made the whole thing up.

And as I previously had mentioned, if you tried to start divorce proceedings over the brand of peanut butter in your pantry… Your lovely wife could counter with her own divorce proceedings over your lack of love for her. After all is she decked out in diamonds like a man should give a woman that he loves? Have you let your wife know how special she is by buying her more trinkets to make her ears, fingers, and neck sparkle? I doubt it.

Now that we are on the subject again.. I believe that your vehicles do NOT have GoodYear tires, doesn’t that just show the contempt that you feel for the precious cargo that is contained in these vehicles? People who love their families buy goodyears… I mean come on, what’s riding on your tires? This also could be brought up in the court proceedings.