Things You Never Hear

• Seriously, The Daily Show was way better when Craig Killborn hosted it.
• As a professional web developer, I can assure you that there is no better browser than Internet Explorer.
• The Last Waltz was kind of mediocre until Neil Diamond came on stage.
• But what about all the good things George W. Bush has done?
• I’ll never replace Windows ME on my computer.
• Hey, will you sign my petition to get Supertrain released on DVD?
• I wish Kajagoogoo would reunite.
• I’m worried they may be rushing Perl 6 to market.
• I miss New Coke.
• The Fox network does too much to support new series.
• George Lucas should edit Jar-Jar into the original trilogy.
• You can have this mint condition Joust Pinball machine if you’ll just haul it out of my basement.
• Now available: Duke Nukem Forever
• Thank God I bought an N-Gage!
• Why yes, I’d love a copy of The Watchtower. Would you like to come in?