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Archive for May 16th, 2008
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2008.05.16
“The funny thing is they never even found out about the laundry basket.”
With those words, Ernest Pinkerton pressed the muzzle hard into the roof of his mouth and pulled the trigger.
Dr. Evans calmly put down his drill, removed his mask and latex gloves, and picked up the nearby phone. “Janice,” he said, “call the maintenance crew and warn them they may want to come in early tonight.” He hung up the phone and gazed out the window. “I think I’ll have chicken tonight,” he said to no one in particular.
Across town, his ex-wife Bess was trying in vain to capture one of her own farts in a mason jar.
| Posted in Misc | 19:45:11 |
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2008.05.16
We Can Be Happy Underground
I realize my posting frequency has dropped to about once a month these days. It’s not that I’ve gotten lazy, busy or depressed, and it’s not that I’ve run out of things to say. Truth be told, I’ve been forced into hiding.
You see, it’s recently come to light that an angry mob has been scouring the country looking for everyone who hasn’t tried Honey Bunches of Oats, and well, without going into too much detail, I’ve decided it would be in my interest to lay low for awhile. I’ll continue to post stupid crap as my situation allows.
Vive la résistance!
| Posted in Humor | 19:13:03 |
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