You Wanna See Something Really Scary?

Try this.

This is from a site called PostSecret, which has been around for awhile but is still kind of cool. Anyhow, for some reason now he’s branching out onto facebook, which means people get to freely post comments about the postcards, which I think is possibly the worst idea ever (Bush administration ideas notwithstanding).

So some girl sends this card about how she loves the characters on her favorite shows more than her boyfriends, and judging by the characters she pictured on her card, this ain’t no 15-year-old. I mean fucking Chandler? You gotta be what, 35 at least?

But what would you expect the comments on such a thing to be? Maybe people saying, “ummmm…the reason those guys are so perfect is because they’re written that way”? Nope. Hundreds of women lining up to say “OMG me too doctor house is so dreamy and that other guy too.”

Ladies. Seriously. Those aren’t real people. They’re characters. Here in the real world, charming handsome witty rich young doctors with twelve inch cocks are actually quite rare. And the few that do exist? They can get women who are a lot better than you are. You know, beautiful, intelligent women who aren’t obsessed with characters on a fucking TV show.

You know, shit like this makes me so damn glad I’m married, because a shockingly large portion of the female population is just too fucking stupid to be bothered with. While they’re obsessing over the perfect TV boyfriend, I’m sure they’re busy in the real world dating pricks who treat them like shit and fuck their friends.

Now somebody call me sexist. I fucking dare you.