Hey Comment Spammers! Could You Just Go Die a Horribly Slow and Painful Death Already? Thanks.

Because first of all, you don’t get through. I moderate my comments to keep your pathetic bullshit off of here.

And secondly, has anybody ever bought prescription drugs online from a link in comment spam? Like ever? Because I just don’t see somebody reading my silly bullshit posts then saying, “Hey, now that you mention it I could use some Viagra. Thanks for the handy link, spammer!”

I think I speak for the entire internet when I say you should be choked to death with your own cocks.