Dancing With Steve Wozniak?

OK, so it seems that the one and only Woz is going to be on the new season of Dancing With the Stars. Now normally, I wouldn’t be caught dead watching such mind-numbing drivel, and most likely I still won’t. But Woz? Dancing? On TV? I’m suddenly overcome with cognitive dissonance. I’m thinking…prank?

But anyway, you know what to do, internet.