I wonder what prompted this.

How do you say “fuck off” in Russian?

So you’re a Russian. You’ve got porn or magic dick pills or something to sell. You decide to spam blogs. This makes you an asshole.

But you know what makes you a stupid asshole? That you spam my blog with it. Is there something about my pathetic little ramblings that appeals to the Russian populace so greatly that my site is an ideal place to try to sell your wares? You guys really like when I make fun of American TV commercials? You’re also pissed off about Comedy Central’s handling of Futurama?

And has any one of your spam comments ever made it onto the site? Even the ones where you just post an odd line of text that you can later search for to see whose blogs are vulnerable, do those even end up posted?

If your answers to the above questions are no, then why the fuck are my comments constantly filled with Cyrillic text?

Curse You, Twitter!

OK, so yet again, I’ve all but abandoned my blog. Much like Richard Hell’s love, my blogging seems to come in spurts.

Lately the problem has been that the things I have to say I can say in less than 140 characters, so I just put them on twitter. See? http://twitter.com/FatDave