This Just Happened
Collector: David [my last name]?
Collector: This is Eric Harris, I’m calling on behalf of [my county] County Hospital collections in regards to five accounts.
Me: Did you say your name was Eric Harris?
Collector: Yes, I’m calling on behalf of…
Me: Wasn’t Eric Harris one of the gunmen in the Columbine massacre?
Collector: He might’ve been. What’s your point?
Me: Well, that’s an unfortunate name.
Collector: Sir, I’m calling on behalf…
Me: I had a recruiter call me one time, an IT recruiter, his name was Jason Voorhees. Like the killer from Friday the 13th. So you know, it could be worse.
Me: OK, thanks for calling.
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